From 72d1bd464efbb4c0dd018d76671375ed38856b96 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: LUG Board Date: Wed, 16 Apr 2025 16:57:51 -0700 Subject: [PATCH] Delete wiki/better-than-acm.md --- wiki/better-than-acm.md | 24 ------------------------ 1 file changed, 24 deletions(-) delete mode 100644 wiki/better-than-acm.md diff --git a/wiki/better-than-acm.md b/wiki/better-than-acm.md deleted file mode 100644 index ac7f220..0000000 --- a/wiki/better-than-acm.md +++ /dev/null @@ -1,24 +0,0 @@ ---- -title: "Breaking News: LUG Replaces UCLA ACM Chapter" -date: 2024-04-01 -tags: [funny, april-fools] -author: LUG Board ---- - -It's about time we deprecated ACM. - -- Unlike **ACM Cloud**, we actually provide [free web hosting](https://linux.ucla.edu/membership/) and educate our members on [self-hosting](https://linux.ucla.edu/W25_Selfhost.pptx). -- Unlike **ACM AI**, we actually provide GPUs to members, run our own free chatbot, and have members publishing in [top conferences](https://openreview.net/forum?id=62hJ09Z0NU). -- LUG finished first in the **ACM Cyber** CTF last spring, despite never going to a meeting. We had our own meeting on [cybersecurity](/events/privsec-w25/), anyway. -- LUG is endorsed by the most GOATed CS professor ([Eggert](https://samueli.ucla.edu/time-zone-king-how-one-ucla-computer-scientist-keeps-digital-clocks-ticking/)). -- Unlike **ACM ICPC**, where they grind LeetCode Hards that are [solvable by AI now](https://ultracode.ai/), we regularly exercise our brains with IQ tests and Wordle. -- Unlike **ACM TeachLA**, we actually educate our *own* students at our [weekly meetings](https://linux.ucla.edu/events/). -- Unlike **ACM Studio**, we support video games that people will actually play by running a [SuperTuxKart](https://supertuxkart.net/Main_Page) server, and educating users about [Proton](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proton_(software)). -- Unlike anyone in ACM, we are actually skilled with hardware, owing to our high representation of CEs, CSEs, and EEs. -- We had at least one girl at every [installfest](https://linux.ucla.edu/tags/installfests/) this year, and we closed the rest of the gap by becoming femboys – **ACM W** (more like **ACM WOKE**) utterly destroyed. -- We never leave the terminal – **ACM Design** utterly destroyed. -- We generated [our website](https://git.linux.ucla.edu/lug/site) from Markdown files using Hugo – **ACM Hack** utterly destroyed. -- Unlike ACM, we're not blacklisted from ordering from Enzo's Pizzeria, even after we ripped them off. -- Unlike 90% of CS students, we actually daily drive Linux, not just SSH into it. -- Unlike 90% of CS students, we actually give back to open source instead of leeching off of it. -- We're laid back, we're not corporatized and we're owned by no one.